just culture warrin’


Hey what’s going on?
—Oh not much, not much,
just culture warrin’
actually.
—I saw you bash a dude’s head in with that baseball
bat
Yeah, you know, you know how it is just culture warrin’, what can I say?
—Right, um, do we have to be doing this right now? Yeah man of course we gotta culture war
now! I’m young and I’m angry and my life lacks purpose and I fear that if I don’t
get that purpose in a war I’m never gonna get it at all. What do you want to do, not culture war? —Why does everything have to be culture
war? Why can’t I just buy a razor without it being culture war?
Cause if we don’t culture war the bad people win, and do you want the bad people to win?
—It’s just I don’t want everything to be culture war all the time. Can’t I walk down the
street without participating in some vague ideological battle?
Not when there’s bad people walking down the same street!
—who’s defining what’s good and
what’s bad?
How is that not obvious to you?
—What if I don’t know?
What?
—What if I don’t know what’s right and what’s wrong yet? What if what if I’m still trying to
figure that out? What if I haven’t accumulated enough life experience to
really make a judgement?
Ah so you want to be apolitical huh? —Yeah for now basically I just don’t know enough, I don’t want to engage.
Well, I hate to break it to you buddy but being apolitical is pretty political.
—How? What side are you even on anyway I can’t tell if you’re supposed to be like a neo-nazi
or antifa
Eh whatever lets me hit more people. Haha, I’m disaffected!
—How is being apolitical being political?
Take Germany for example:
when the Nazis took over all the centrists became Nazis because they
didn’t have any values, which depending on what I stand for is either very good
or very bad.
—Okay I get that having values is important, I do have some
values, it’s just I’m tired.
Oh yeah of course!
For sure yeah yeah take your time think about it take as long as you need three
years five years twelve years however long you need to decide which side is
right and, and while you’re doing that maybe also think about how by not doing
anything you’re actually directly benefiting the bad people
because by not joining our side you’re basically joining theirs and the next
time I see you I will have to do what is appropriate with this bat in your skull.
—Wait wait i I’ve made up my mind I’m totally with you
Really? —Yes yeah yes you
you make a very compelling argument! Uh huh. Well I am pretty convincing.
—How bout this, I don’t have my bat on me so I can’t just be cultural warrin’ and right now at
this moment but how about how about the next time you put something on social
media I share it?
Wow, you’d do that for me? —Yeah yeah you know it’s it’s I mean
if just the price you gotta pay when you’re culture warrin’ okay see you around
man keep culture warrin’ okay see ya

100 Comments

  1. Nathan Tebbe said:

    When you had 10k subs two days ago lol

    May 3, 2019
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  2. Comrade Cora said:

    I epic Ben Shapiro roasted you a week ago but I was too busy at the time to watch the video. Now that I have: I agree that it's wrong to shame people for their ignorance on politics–not everybody was born with a political theory book in their hands. However, it is true that willful apathy is endorsement of the status quo. I understand not forming an opinion until you know more about a given situation–it's a wise decision I am personally not emotionally capable of making–but people who pride themselves on their apathy towards politics, or associate with fashies on grounds of "I tolerate different opinions :)" genuinely suck.

    May 3, 2019
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  3. LockenJohny101 said:

    centrists are cancer. You know, war is needed when the current situation is absolutly unacceptable. And right now it is.

    May 3, 2019
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  4. Justin said:

    Bruh I'm a pretty hardline lefty enjoying a lot of your content, but even if you want to be/portray a centrist position, equating neonazis to antifa isn't centrist. That's actually what Trump did. After a neonazi killed someone. Again. And before several more "lone wolf attacks".

    I mean I like a lot of your pisstaking even or especially when it hits close to my position but this is a bit much. You don't have to join either neo nazis or antifa (I'm neither) to say that there's a big difference between literal fascists regularly producing domestic terrorists on the reg now and the people trying (probably often with flawed means) to oppose them.

    May 4, 2019
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  5. Cameron Ingrum said:

    The culture war ends when the other culture is gone, duh

    May 4, 2019
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  6. Humanoid said:

    Is there anyone here who is actually apolitical?

    May 4, 2019
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  7. Cian McCabe said:

    I hate Nazi's.

    May 6, 2019
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  8. anon said:

    culture war? you mean race war.

    May 15, 2019
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  9. AnduRo said:

    Darn , TF2 scout has really gone downhill

    May 16, 2019
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  10. Vegard Fjeldberg said:

    The ancient greeks called centrists idiots.

    May 18, 2019
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  11. Werner Beinhart said:

    Nazis had values

    May 27, 2019
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  12. Stainbine Jahblontski said:

    HE"S PROJECTING HIS CENTRIST BELIEFS THROUGH THE MEANS OF COMEDY! HE IS a confirMED anTI- cuULRURE WAR CENTRISTARD

    June 7, 2019
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  13. Comedy Sketchbook said:

    Ahh moderates. They're your annoying little brother that if go extinct, we're all doomed.

    June 9, 2019
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  14. Reid Wallace said:

    I can't tell if this is meant to be some sorta southpark style 'both sides'ism or what…

    June 9, 2019
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  15. Joella Z said:

    I don’t want to be a right winger or a leftist. I just want to live my life. Leave me alone.

    June 10, 2019
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  16. Nathanplays The Video game legend said:

    That is when you realize you need to buy a gun

    June 10, 2019
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  17. Jason Ports said:

    Previous generations: gave their lives to prevent large scale wars.
    Current generation: Wars look cool, let's start one!

    June 10, 2019
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  18. CODDE117 said:

    I love your channel. Why is this not something I've seen before??

    June 11, 2019
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  19. thesalanian said:

    guys its okay when antifa bashes skulls because they're fighting t h e B A D G U Y S obviouslysmh

    June 12, 2019
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  20. KrunkDunk said:

    Did you guys know that infants are apolitical… hmm… Sounds like they're in league with our enemies.

    June 12, 2019
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  21. Doom Santana said:

    culture war, is just a Race War 2.0. since race war doesnt scare people or just stick out anymore.

    June 12, 2019
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  22. John ton gilbert James son the third said:

    you’re a god😂

    June 13, 2019
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  23. John ton gilbert James son the third said:

    New favorite channel 😂

    June 13, 2019
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  24. Jakub Wojciechowski said:

    It's funny that the more culture fighting we have than each culture is more separate from each other. Which cause even more culture war. Which leads to more culture fighting. Which makes each culture more separate…

    June 13, 2019
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  25. nigel rosenberg said:

    Only Sith deal in absolutes

    June 13, 2019
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  26. Mr. Man said:

    bruh be a fence shitter all you want, when the opposides slam into each other you'll be caught in the middle. if you fail to protect a potential ally they will resent you, when you fail to take a position you can look untrustworthy to both the victor and loser. the ally and enemy.

    oh and don't be condescending if you haven't made up your mind, if you have no answers, don't be quick to shoot down others.

    June 13, 2019
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  27. Nife said:

    This is disturbingly centrist.

    June 13, 2019
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  28. professor Lakitax said:

    Michael Reeves of politics

    June 13, 2019
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  29. Speacking Cussì said:

    If post-ideology is an ideology itself, being apolytical can actually be politycal. There's nothing wrong with taking time to Think and choose. But I do think that a political generation that doesn't organize and promotes values lead it's fellow citizen into caos, with the excuse of "taking time" in order not to think but rather the opposite, feeling paralized in front of the responsability of voting amd following the most brutal leader they can find.

    June 13, 2019
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  30. Dr.Bright said:

    I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on my side.

    June 13, 2019
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  31. Stinky McCheese said:

    Everything you do is so very political on so many levels. Saying so vary much while saying nothing at all, all while being very entertaining, good show would include a thumbs up imogi, but I haven’t figured that trick out yet though.

    June 13, 2019
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  32. Megan Axelía Carrington-Ráðvarðurdóttir said:

    Meanwhile in reality they tend to just be milkshake throwing obese nonces

    June 14, 2019
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  33. Douglas Robinson said:

    eyyhhhh whatever lets me hit more people- I'm disaffected XD

    June 14, 2019
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  34. Some Guy said:

    Let’s all say it together boys..
    EVERYTHING IS NOT POLITICAL

    June 14, 2019
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  35. Gadolini Rutherfordium said:

    Anarchocapitalism is the future.

    June 15, 2019
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  36. RSPEAK said:

    2:38 you know bat man is on the right wing because there was no constant infighting/purity testing

    June 15, 2019
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  37. Trumps Bud Guy said:

    95 People are the guy in the hoodie

    June 15, 2019
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  38. BUMBO THE CLOWN said:

    Babies don’t get involved in politics. I think it’s time to kill them because they might as well be in league with Nazis.

    June 16, 2019
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  39. Thomas Kroeker said:

    Right wing : we should force all LGBTQ+ to do conversion therapy

    Left wing: we shouldn’t

    Centrist: it’s like I’m seeing double!
    I just hate taking sides!

    June 17, 2019
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  40. Drummer Dog said:

    Damn, that jawline

    June 17, 2019
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  41. Vinsk _ said:

    I got an ad for a dating site on a video about the culture war… the degens are coming for me

    June 17, 2019
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  42. Robert Hayden said:

    I'm a libertarian centrist mother fucker. Bring it

    June 17, 2019
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  43. thomas kovacs said:

    Filthy leftist with their vague ill defined "morals" if you're going to be war'n it needs to be about something solid and definable. Like a RACE WAR

    June 18, 2019
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  44. CLo said:

    I really like your nose

    June 18, 2019
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  45. Ana Bowman said:

    Love you

    June 20, 2019
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  46. Comrade Maestro said:

    Well violence is what makes the world go round so pretty accurately realistic convincing tactics there.

    June 20, 2019
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  47. Void said:

    Gen Z tries to load a shotgun in the corner

    June 22, 2019
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  48. Johannes Von Volker said:

    You gotta do one of these for /us/. Somehow a filthy centrist is one of my new favorite YouTubers.

    June 22, 2019
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  49. Henri Zwols said:

    Neonazi or antifa?
    Well that's bloody obvious:
    – He's not carrying a firearm but a baseball bat.
    – He has got hair
    – He's wearing a hoody
    Clearly Antifa.

    June 24, 2019
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  50. JayLeePoe said:

    "oh i see that you're concealed carry, i'll just be moving on while typing in lowercase because i'm cultured yet disaffected." Also, while a bat does have superior range, an ordinary hammer is more useful as both emergency aid in a vehicle (in case of accident, smash glass to escape) and as a last-option self-defense. You can use it in much closer proximity with much more efficiency. What I'm saying, I suppose, is to not bring a bat to a hammer fight.

    June 27, 2019
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  51. Leo H said:

    enlightenment flows from the center…ist.

    June 27, 2019
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  52. Michel Aguilera said:

    Your channel is making me very politically confused

    June 29, 2019
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  53. Nikolai Dante said:

    Strange physiognomy. Jew?

    June 30, 2019
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  54. Антон Димов said:

    This is just too funny😂😂😂😂

    June 30, 2019
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  55. Jason Stanley said:

    Must be a leftist. Us right wing folks don’t fight with bats and when we do fight it will be a real war. Locked and loaded

    July 1, 2019
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  56. Brad said:

    Someone better send Badmouse this video.

    July 2, 2019
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  57. Surfing On Squarewaves said:

    I love your acting in this. Not a political comment, I just really like the bit.

    July 4, 2019
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  58. ItchySnazzy said:

    centrism is just allowing people to decide things for you

    July 5, 2019
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  59. youtube is hard said:

    Neo-Extreme Centrism best ideology

    July 5, 2019
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  60. Nero said:

    “Aha whatever let’s me hit more people, I’m disaffected” my lawd 🤣

    July 14, 2019
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  61. George Stokes said:

    What if I want the bad people to win.

    July 21, 2019
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  62. Milkwater said:

    mocking all sides like this is something only a centrist would do!

    July 23, 2019
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  63. aBandit said:

    HAHA IM DISSAFECTED

    July 25, 2019
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  64. Shortcut said:

    Press F to report for nudity

    July 25, 2019
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  65. 30 week old womber said:

    What does the bat symbolise?

    August 10, 2019
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  66. Maf Choiaqo said:

    Grab a Molotov you fucking cuck

    August 17, 2019
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  67. CitizenFoffie said:

    I'm the guy with the bat unironically…

    August 28, 2019
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  68. dan b said:

    I don’t know this video seemed like horseshoe theory centrist propaganda to me.

    August 28, 2019
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  69. Corrupted Archangel said:

    I support the Necro-State, only the dead are fit to rule us. Don't listen to the lies of the Necro-Anarchists.

    September 6, 2019
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  70. Internet Omatic said:

    the right is responsible for over 90% of all political violence in the US, just sayin

    September 8, 2019
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  71. cool goggles kid said:

    “I can’t tell if you are a nazi or an Antifa” me the entire video

    September 9, 2019
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  72. TheIronDwarf 2 said:

    Why culture war when you can CULTURE WAAAGGH

    September 10, 2019
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  73. S.C. Wood said:

    I DO want to bash people's heads in with a bat, but I don't want to do it to improve society.

    September 11, 2019
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  74. An Onion Ring In Disguise said:

    Jreg is a crypto-alt-Centrit

    September 11, 2019
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  75. Jon Ossim said:

    Your Apolitical ass is hilarious and I love you!!

    September 11, 2019
    Reply
  76. Cian McCabe said:

    I get what you mean but it is true that being apolitical is just a condoning of the status quo, and the status quo has brought us closer to global extinction than any of the previous much less efficient status quo's before it.

    September 12, 2019
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  77. Price Rowland said:

    It doesn't matter which side I'm on because I'm never wrong

    September 12, 2019
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  78. freecatboobies said:

    Yer either with us, or yer with the terrorists.

    September 12, 2019
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  79. James Kuckkan said:

    HA HA

    I'M DISAFFECTED

    September 14, 2019
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  80. Juan Sanchez said:

    Centrists get the bullet.

    September 17, 2019
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  81. ᚺᛖᛚᛗᚨᛗᛟᛞᚨᛉ said:

    I have the exact same hoodie.

    September 18, 2019
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  82. Ted Magyar said:

    Horseshoe bullshit

    October 9, 2019
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  83. Keshner Mosh said:

    Centrists are sleeper cells yet to be activated.

    October 12, 2019
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  84. hopoffZ said:

    “i’m young and i’m angry and my life lacks purpose and i fear that if i don’t get that purpose in a war i’ll never get it at all” -boog bois_irl

    October 15, 2019
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  85. phostime said:

    the undecided boi is basically media

    October 17, 2019
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  86. weaboomemelord69 said:

    Class War > Culture War

    October 22, 2019
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  87. Asw Steven said:

    Libertarians unite.

    October 23, 2019
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  88. Zombie Zeke said:

    How many credits do we get for culture Waring ?

    October 25, 2019
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  89. SleepyInsomniac said:

    Feel like the endcard is rather inspiring, cause he has made it, y'know? And best of wishes to you, I hope that you'll continue to make whatever art you please for as long as you please

    October 25, 2019
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  90. Usagi Werd said:

    Whitest kids you know
    predescor, you seem like you watched WKUK

    October 30, 2019
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  91. Invictus Deus said:

    This is a Centrist Propaganda. Anti Centrist rise up!

    November 4, 2019
    Reply
  92. Dokramuh said:

    Jreg being a heroin addict really makes sense.

    November 5, 2019
    Reply
  93. Combat Boots said:

    That siren had me hecked up.

    November 7, 2019
    Reply
  94. struggler 87 said:

    It's called the knockout game, and white people are gonna get tired of playing it

    November 7, 2019
    Reply
  95. Reason Vision said:

    The personal is political is a Fascist concept.

    November 8, 2019
    Reply
  96. Musashi Tao_61 said:

    As long as there is war to fight, humanity will remain sane. If there's no real one, they'll make one in their head.

    November 8, 2019
    Reply
  97. Bolshevik Cosmonaut said:

    Broke: Culture War
    Woke: Class War
    Enlightened: CENTRICIDE

    November 9, 2019
    Reply
  98. Carlos Sierra said:

    That was an audible gulp. Subscribed.

    November 12, 2019
    Reply
  99. oreokoiboy said:

    “ahaha i’m disaffected!” me

    November 17, 2019
    Reply
  100. gr8 Meme said:

    >hooded kid with baseball bat
    >cant tell if nazi or antifa
    what

    November 25, 2019
    Reply

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