Ellen’s Helping Out with Homework!


– SOME PEOPLE REALLY ENJOY
THE HOLIDAYS. I’LL TELL YOU WHO DOESN’T:
STUDENTS. BECAUSE THEY GET STRESSED OUT.
MIDTERMS ARE HAPPENING. SO YOU KNOW ME,
I’M ALWAYS TRYING TO HELP. I ASKED THEM IF THEY SEND
ME THEIR HOMEWORK QUESTIONS, I’LL HELP ‘EM
‘CAUSE I HAVE A SEGMENT, HOMEWORKER HELPERER. – [singing]
A, B, C. EASY AS ONE, TWO, THREE. AS SIMPLE AS DO, RE, MI. A, B, C. ONE, TWO, THREE. BABY, YOU AND ME, GIRL. EASY AS ONE, TWO, THREE. AS SIMPLE AS DO, RE, MI. – NO, NO TIME. NO TIME FOR FUN.
RECESS IS OVER. HERE IS THE FIRST QUESTION
I RECEIVED. THIS IS FROM JARED ALTMARK
FROM MARGATE, FLORIDA. HE SAYS, “HI, ELLEN,
THIS WEEK WE HAD TO PICK A TOPIC “FOR A RESEARCH PAPER “WITH THE THEME
‘LEADERSHIP AND LEGACY.’ “YOU WERE MY FIRST CHOICE, “BUT AS SOON AS
I SAID YOUR NAME, “MY ENGLISH TEACHER SAID,
‘NOT RELEVANT.’ “CAN YOU PLEASE TELL HER WHY YOU SHOULD BE
THE TOPIC OF MY PAPER?” UNBELIEVABLE, HUH? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
YOUR TEACHER’S NAME. ACTUALLY, NO, NO,
IT’S NOT RELEVANT. I DON’T NEED IT. [audience oohs] [cheers and applause] AND BY THE WAY,
I’M NOT RELEVANT, TEACHER WHATEVER-YOUR-NAME-IS? HOW ABOUT 34 MILLION
TWITTER FOLLOWERS AND, UH– [cheers and applause] ONE RIGHT THERE. AND 14 PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS,
HOW ‘BOUT THAT RIGHT THERE? [cheers and applause] 27 EMMY AWARDS,
HOW ‘BOUT THAT RIGHT THERE? [cheers and applause] AND TWO-TIME HOST
OF THE OSCARS. THAT RIGHT THERE. AND “PEOPLE MAGAZINE’S”
SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE FOUR YEARS AND COUNTING. [cheers and applause] NO. I–I MADE THAT LAST ONE UP,
BUT– BUT THERE ARE
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WITH MY NAME
ON THEIR UNDERWEAR. SO TAKE THAT,
WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS. NEXT QUESTION. THE NEXT QUESTION
IS FROM ANNABELL KRANZ FROM CARMEL, INDIANA. “DEAR ELLEN, IN ALGEBRA
THEY ALWAYS GIVE US “THE EQUATION LIKE
‘Y=3/5X+7’ “AND THEN THEY ASK US
TO FIND THE ‘X’. “SO I CIRCLE THE ‘X’ AND I
WRITE ‘IT’S WRITE THERE.’ “AND I ALWAYS
GET THE QUESTION WRONG, AND I WAS WONDERING WHY.” VERY FUNNY, ANNABELL. LET’S TAKE A LOOK
AT WHAT’S WRONG. OKAY. ALL RIGHT,
YOU’RE SAYING THAT YOU’RE DOING
THE “Y=3/5X+7.” OKAY? ALL RIGHT,
WELL, THEN YOU SAY, “FIND THE ‘X.'” YOU CIRCLE THE “X”
RIGHT THERE, AND YOU SAY, “IT’S WRITE THERE.” OKAY. SO… WHAT YOU’RE DOING WRONG
IS OBVIOUS, BUT I’LL POINT IT OUT
ANYWAY. YOU ARE WRITING
THE WORD “WRITE” WRONG. YOU’RE SUPPOSED
TO SPELL IT “RIGHT.” AND THEN IF YOU DO THAT… [cheers and applause] ALL OF THOSE A’S
WILL COME ROLLING IN. NEXT QUESTION
IS FROM MADDIE HOOFORD FROM DALLAS, TEXAS. “DEAR ELLEN,
I AM A PRE-NURSING MAJOR. “I’M CURRENTLY TAKING
HUMAN ANATOMY. “IT’S THE HARDEST CLASS
I’VE EVER HAD TO TAKE. “I HAVE TO LABEL EVERY SINGLE
PART OF THE BODY, “INCLUDING THE VEINS
AND MUSCLES. “DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS
ON HOW TO MEMORIZE THE PARTS OF THE BODY?” MADDIE, VISUAL AIDS
HELP WITH MEMORIZATION, AND I’M GONNA
BRING OUT SOMEONE WHO IS TOO, TOO PRETTY
FOR COLLEGE. NICK, COME ON OUT HERE. [cheers and applause] HOW ARE YOU?
– GOOD. – NICK, I’M GLAD YOU’RE BACK. NICK WAS ACTUALLY– HE HAD A PART
IN “MAGIC MIKE 2.” YOU WERE SHOOTING
THE SEQUEL. – YEAH. [cheers and applause] – GOT YOU A PART IN THAT. YOU’RE WELCOME.
HOW’D THAT GO? – IT WAS AMAZING.
IT WAS A BLAST. – TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.
– UM… – WELL, WE DON’T HAVE TIME. UM, JUST LOSE THE SHIRT. I HAVE TO–
I HAVE TO, UM– [cheers and applause] MADDIE, THESE RIGHT HERE, THESE ARE ABDOMINAL MUSCLES. – RIGHT. – AND MOST PEOPLE HAVE SIX, BUT NICK HAS, LIKE, 12 OR 14
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. AND SHOW YOUR TRICEPS,
SHOW YOUR TRICEPS. – OKAY.
– OKAY, SEE THAT? [cheers and applause] YOU CAN–YOU CAN TRY
TO GET THEM, EXCEPT YOU WON’T. THESE OF COURSE ARE BOOBIES. [cheers and applause] AND–I’M KIDDING. THOSE ARE
NOT CALLED “BOOBIES.” I KNOW, THEY’RE CALLED
“PECTORUS RIDICULOUSNESS” IS WHAT IT’S CALLED. AND, UH, THIS LINE,
NO ONE HAS THAT. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
THAT’S RIDIC– I GUESS IF YOU SPILL SOMETHING
IT JUST DRIPS DOWN. ALL RIGHT,
TURN AROUND, NICK. OKAY, AND, UH, THIS IS, UH– THIS IS SOME KIND
OF A NOTE TO ME OR SOMETHING. THESE ARE, UH–
THESE ARE DELTA BURKES. AND THEN, UM… THEN, UH… JUST LET EVERYBODY ENJOY
THIS PART OF YOU RIGHT NOW. [cheers and applause] THERE’S THAT PART. WHAT’S THAT?
THAT’S CALLED THE… [audience shouting] ALL OF THAT WOULD WORK. ALL RIGHT, MADDIE,
I HOPE THAT HELPS. IF ANYONE HAS
ANY HOMEWORK QUESTIONS, PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME,
AND I SEND YOU THIS DANCE.

100 Comments

  1. T said:

    Imagine a man doing that to a woman

    September 7, 2019
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  2. yacine aouimeur said:

    Hey ellen i have a home work about male genitals, names confuse me all the time, can you help me with that?

    September 7, 2019
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  3. Sky Carey said:

    Who else came because of the thumbnail?

    September 7, 2019
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  4. Givson Kamson said:

    Nick wow

    September 7, 2019
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  5. Anupriya Choudhary said:

    Ellen is so naturally funny without even trying♥️♥️ she is my favourite

    September 7, 2019
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  6. Caroliena Dee said:

    It might look nice if he gets his posture right

    September 8, 2019
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  7. Momodou Dem said:

    you steal this from basket mouth Nigerian comedian.

    September 8, 2019
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  8. Ms. Nakano said:

    3:15 y=3/5 x ( 2 ) = 7, or Y x 2 = 7. So that is possible too answer. Since ( /5 x 2 makes a whole = 1 ) 1 + 6 ( 3 x 2 ) Makes 7.

    September 8, 2019
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  9. Nathaniel Cruzado said:

    4:09 the guy with the glasses HAHAHA he thirsty

    September 8, 2019
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  10. Lucky G27 said:

    Leta try this with a female and see the audience reaction…

    September 8, 2019
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  11. beckham48 said:

    Follow that and D will come as grade

    September 8, 2019
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  12. Md Tahir said:

    Hallo Ellen mem i love u I m a big fans u

    September 9, 2019
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  13. Md Tahir said:

    I love u uuuuuuuu

    September 9, 2019
    Reply
  14. Md Tahir said:

    I loveeeeeee u

    September 9, 2019
    Reply
  15. Md Tahir said:

    I lovvvvvvve u

    September 9, 2019
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  16. Md Tahir said:

    Please help me 966573227008

    September 9, 2019
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  17. Md Tahir said:

    I m a yhang boy from Pakistan

    September 9, 2019
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  18. SmasherTube said:

    Exposed

    Teacher 😱

    September 9, 2019
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  19. Samuel Lalonde said:

    Rock’n those Ellen underpants

    September 10, 2019
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  20. vk varman said:

    Where's the female version?

    September 10, 2019
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  21. hanan sharifi said:

    big help. thanks ellen!

    September 10, 2019
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  22. Azar Tsay said:

    2:06 must have been a seventh grader lol

    September 10, 2019
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  23. DCTV Productions said:

    Lol
    Ellen breathes
    Audience: WOOOOOO

    September 10, 2019
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  24. Mike Mayhew said:

    Ellen you are a legend and an American treaure!!! I so fondly remember meeting you after your performance at the Decoy Lounge in Clinton, MD in the early 90's. I was married at the time but came out not too long after. You have inspired me, made me laugh and made me cry. Thank you for being such an inspiration, wonder human and funniest woman alive! Having said that, can you introduce me to Nick? I'd love to study his anatomy a bit more. 😍😛🤤🤣🤣🤣

    September 11, 2019
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  25. Sumedha Sharma said:

    That's a pretty + hot guy..he is super cute

    September 11, 2019
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  26. smiley Racs said:

    Small youtuber here lets hugs🙏

    September 11, 2019
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  27. Wizzy Pablo said:

    Ellen meet me after show

    September 11, 2019
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  28. Siobhain Crean said:

    Flex

    September 11, 2019
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  29. Daniel Gilmour said:

    4:32

    September 11, 2019
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  30. Gacha Britney said:

    The title thou…….…

    September 11, 2019
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  31. Jonelle Lopez said:

    Tips: play classical music while working it helps to focus
    The longer you sleep the more you will remember
    Chocolate helps remember stuff

    September 12, 2019
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  32. Fabi Nox said:

    Frauen sind viel schlimmer, wenn sie nackte Haut sehen. Männer sind ein Witz dagegen 😀

    September 12, 2019
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  33. xd Imortal said:

    nice spelling

    September 12, 2019
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  34. Ольга Шаповалова said:

    Posh lust. Ringing posh lust…

    September 12, 2019
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  35. Ananth Sundaram said:

    1:05 SAVAGE!!!

    September 12, 2019
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  36. Bug's 10s said:

    his posture sucks when he stood up straight he looks a lot bigger

    September 12, 2019
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  37. Григорий Перельман said:

    Можно русские субтитры?

    September 12, 2019
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  38. Arriba España said:

    If he were a girl…

    September 12, 2019
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  39. Kono Dutch said:

    Well Ellen could be a lgbt something something leader…. Im here for the shirtless guy

    September 12, 2019
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  40. TheBiteSizedCrafter said:

    His body looks like Bickslow's from Fairy Tail.. I swear that's not drooling..

    September 12, 2019
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  41. Jammy Lou said:

    Lol

    September 13, 2019
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  42. Diana Escobar said:

    I love your heart Ellen, God bless you always🙏❤🦋🇨🇴🥰

    September 13, 2019
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  43. bensilicate said:

    it is a shame

    September 13, 2019
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  44. LOKKI LAKKI said:

    GG

    September 13, 2019
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  45. Najhan Najib said:

    I’m just a simple guy I saw a hot guy I clicked this video

    September 14, 2019
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  46. Ahmad Jalal said:

    Are this woman or man?

    September 14, 2019
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  47. Gacha._. ash said:

    YouTube’s recommendations:
    2015:nah
    2016:eh
    2017:ummmm
    2018:wait for it
    2019: LETS GOOO

    September 15, 2019
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  48. Matthew Chen said:

    Thought she was gonna say 34 million subscribers when she said she's got 34 million twitter followers

    September 15, 2019
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  49. Sergiobewii said:

    Femenist screamming.

    September 17, 2019
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  50. LUZAC INVESTMENT said:

    Did you see that the guy was wearing an Ellen underwear 5:00😵😵😵🙉🙊🙉🙊

    September 17, 2019
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  51. SYED MUHAMMAD ALI said:

    ELLEN IS SAVAGE

    September 17, 2019
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  52. Leni Fast Road said:

    I wanna help too

    Lol

    September 18, 2019
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  53. Katrina U. said:

    Ads are really fun, YouTube. 😒

    September 18, 2019
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  54. Felix Niemeyer said:

    One man 1000 feminist

    September 19, 2019
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  55. Nils S said:

    Any male talkshowhost doing this to a woman and they will lose there job for sure 😅

    September 20, 2019
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  56. the greatest gamer said:

    My teacher said to add 1 and 1 i sed 11 and they said its rong

    September 21, 2019
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  57. ШКАФ said:

    ОНА ЛЕСБУХА ЕЙ ПОХ

    September 21, 2019
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  58. TechyTaura said:

    Ellen: breathes
    Audience: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    September 22, 2019
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  59. George Jacildo said:

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤

    September 22, 2019
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  60. George Jacildo said:

    Best show.entertaining and funny.
    ❤❤❤

    September 22, 2019
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  61. John Marcos Rodriguez said:

    ANNABELL: “In algebra, they always give us an equation like “ y = 3 / 5x + 7 “ and ask us to find x …”

    ME: First of all… do you know what “y” is … ??

    ME again: Was there another equation involved?

    Also ME: Have you heard about elimination and substitution??

    September 22, 2019
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  62. 3eeeDee said:

    Next week, girl in bikini? Or would that be objectifying?

    September 23, 2019
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  63. shubhangi saruk said:

    Ellen you are so greate..love from india

    September 23, 2019
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  64. The Animal Notebook 1 said:

    Admit it, we all clicked because of the hot guy.

    September 23, 2019
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  65. scorpze EH said:

    Ellen breathing —-> Poeple yelling

    September 24, 2019
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  66. Hobby Jalan said:

    hahahaha

    September 24, 2019
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  67. Rattie Gamer said:

    Ellen roasted the teacher LOL

    September 24, 2019
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  68. Ravi Singam said:

    I clicked for thumbnail and i didn't see it..

    September 25, 2019
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  69. Yevgeni Black said:

    She looks like dude

    September 25, 2019
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  70. Meet Allah said:

    It's become harder to identify those people is she or he or what? Female or male ?

    September 25, 2019
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  71. Ben Spamer said:

    Still gets me

    September 25, 2019
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  72. Anthony Ray Shane said:

    Ellen's cute.

    September 26, 2019
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  73. Koalas said:

    That guy's back is bigger than my future.

    September 26, 2019
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  74. Miss Kitty said:

    Ellen: **breaths**

    Audience: Ahhhhhh! Ooooooooooo!

    September 26, 2019
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  75. Lotus Moon said:

    Imagine if this was done by a man on a women…..

    September 27, 2019
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  76. Lucky Sandhu said:

    She is soo beautiful

    September 27, 2019
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  77. Helene Fall said:

    i love Ellen she is so pretty

    September 28, 2019
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  78. xXice wolfXx said:

    Anyone else thinks he looks like derek from teen wolf

    September 28, 2019
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  79. Blaa Blaa said:

    Still not relevant

    September 28, 2019
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  80. مها محمد said:

    ههههههههههه

    September 28, 2019
    Reply
  81. Craaab Craaab said:

    Thank you Ellen.

    September 28, 2019
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  82. Ayden Plays said:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWITCH!!!!!!!!!

    (Hope this either goes on the show or get pinned)

    September 29, 2019
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  83. spo0ky said:

    The audience screamed after every single word she said 😤🙄

    September 29, 2019
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  84. Adam Masson said:

    Ellen flexing on literally all of us shmucks

    September 29, 2019
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  85. Haycart said:

    the tripple chin lady at 3:55 haha

    September 29, 2019
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  86. Aws Washah said:

    Nick has Ellen underwear

    September 29, 2019
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  87. MobileSweatz said:

    Ellen: Breaths

    The crowd: WOOOO HOOOOOO

    September 29, 2019
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  88. Tijolo do Vlad said:

    Imagine if it was a woman

    September 29, 2019
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  89. Tr1 said:

    I really don't understand women's opsession with muscles.

    September 30, 2019
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  90. Derp Wolf said:

    Nick is TALL holy cow

    September 30, 2019
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  91. N. Upadhyay said:

    You are still not relevant Ellen.

    September 30, 2019
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  92. patricio rodriguez said:

    Can you imagine a late night host doing this to a female model in a bikini?

    September 30, 2019
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  93. Skengman Adi said:

    Write write right – right

    September 30, 2019
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  94. SMV L said:

    This is a very pervy show

    September 30, 2019
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  95. Holland Games said:

    2:52 I was confused Intill I saw her correct it lol

    September 30, 2019
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  96. TRaV M.R said:

    I wonder what was that teachers reaction to that lol

    October 1, 2019
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  97. Leah Waters said:

    In the first one Ellen is like bam bam bam i got so many awards

    October 1, 2019
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  98. chovie23q said:

    I'd love to see a man host a show like this and have an attractive woman come on and do something similar to this. I would love to see the outcome and reactions to that

    October 1, 2019
    Reply
  99. Infizy said:

    2014 : No
    2019 : Yeaaaa

    October 1, 2019
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  100. c prabha said:

    So handsome he is…🤪

    October 1, 2019
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