Can Society Please Leave Virgins Alone?


-Now, I’m not sure if you’ve
been keeping up with the news, but apparently,
as Gen Z gets older, they’re waiting longer
and longer to have sex. Yeah.
That’s a real fact, y’all. That’s right. It’s finally
okay to be a virgin! Yas! Yas! They used to throw virgins
into volcanoes. Now they just throw them
into Fortnite tournaments. I love Fortnite.
It explains a lot. Now, I really don’t like how
people get pressured about sex. It’s so lame.
And it’s a lose-lose situation. If you don’t have sex,
you’re a prude. If you do, you’re easy — or, worse,
a “Bachelor” contestant. But we really do fetishize
the idea of virginity. We even have movies dedicated
to the whole “first time.” “The 40-Year-Old Virgin.”
“American Pie.” “Blockers.” Though the movie title I think
most accurately describes what your first time
will be like is “Superbad.” Followed by
“Gone in Sixty Seconds.” Followed by “Get Out”! Growing up, I didn’t talk
to anyone about sex. Not my friends.
Especially not my parents. My parents and I, we’re
on the same page about sex. We’re both 100% sure
neither of us has ever had it. [ Laughter ] And when the day comes, I hope my kids feel comfortable
telling me about sex. I mean, look,
not telling me too much, but I’m down to, like, talk
about condoms and stuff. But I don’t want to hear
about what freaky hologram stuff they’re doing with
their A.I. boyfriend. My kid will just be like
straight-up, “Mom, I love Skynet. Okay? And I think I’m ready to put
his USB drive in my port.” And I’ll be like, “Not
listening! I’m not listening!” [ Laughter ] I feel like our society is obsessed with virginity,
especially parents. Remember that story
from a while back when T.I. said he goes to the gynecologist
with his daughter to make sure her hymen
is still intact? That was a real thing.
I’m still not over it. I mean, first of all,
it’s medically wrong. Hymens don’t correspond
to virginity. If that were true,
a ton of girls have lost their virginity
at a spin class. [ Laughter ]
Straight up. And why would T.I. even
invade her privacy like that? He is terrorizing his daughter’s
downstairs so much, she’s going to start
calling him U.T.I. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] The whole idea of virginity
is hetero-normative. It’s based on one kind of sex —
P and V. What about gay and lesbian
and everything in between? There are folks who would be
classified as virgins even though
they’re the LeBron James of having orgasms out here! Y’all, there’s more than one way
to drive it to the hole. You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?! People talk about
a woman’s virginity like it’s something fragile
and helpless. But no one’s like,
“David had sex? Ugh! I hope he doesn’t
break his little heart. Or snap his dainty,
little penis.” [ Laughter ] It’s a total double standard.
Now, this is a true story. I once heard a guy
explain this by saying, “A good key
opens a lot of locks, but a good lock can only
be opened by one key.” What kind of B.S. is that?! First of all, it’s 2020. Who the F uses keys? The only thing I need
to open my lock is something that I can charge
or put batteries in. [ Cheers and applause ] [ Laughs ] [ Cheers and applause ] There are actually a lot
of perks to being a virgin. You don’t have to
worry about STDs, there’s no chance
of you making a baby, and you never have to maintain
eye contact with someone after your vagina makes a noise that neither of you
were expecting. [ Laughter ] I’m just going to maintain
eye contact with you right now. As you laugh
at that vagina joke. So don’t stress out
if you feel like it’s taking a long time
to lose your virginity. Once you’re in
a long-term relationship, you stop having sex anyway, so, if anything,
you’re ahead of the curve!

100 Comments

  1. Silvia Foxworth said:

    she's become funny again.

    January 21, 2020
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  2. Phuong Tran Phuong said:

    Brilliant😂🙏

    January 21, 2020
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  3. Dylan O'Hara said:

    As a 54 year old male, I wish I could take back my whole sex life.
    Keep your pants on!
    It's not worth it!
    Not with any gender!

    January 21, 2020
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  4. Esperanza Serrano said:

    TI definitely explained himself on red table talk and jada definitely put him in his place in the nicest way possible

    January 22, 2020
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  5. akarsh salian said:

    1:40 XD XD XD

    January 22, 2020
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  6. Elizabeth Pinkie Pie said:

    I’m choosing to remain abstinent for religious reasons, and in my experience most ppl don’t care. Some are thrown off by it, and don’t seem to understand how ppl can live without sex, but that is really rare. I have only encountered one person like that. Ppl online REALLY think it’s weird, but I really don’t care. It’s my vagina, my choice. If anyone tries to pressure me into sex, we’re not going to be friends anymore

    January 22, 2020
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  7. Supreme KING said:

    I just don't care enough and can't put enough effort to have a relationship or like have sex. Idk I just don't care and haven't come across anyone who is not a waste of time.

    January 22, 2020
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  8. Jo said:

    Sure, at the same time society leaves sexually active people alone. Two sides to that sword, honey.

    January 22, 2020
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  9. Decent Guy said:

    My body, my choice !

    January 22, 2020
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  10. Travis Douglas said:

    Here for the cringe

    January 22, 2020
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  11. NJGuy1973 said:

    Am I the only person who see her clothes and thinks of David Byrne?

    January 22, 2020
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  12. Bhavna Rasaily said:

    UTI lmao 😂😂😂😂

    January 22, 2020
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  13. [REDACTED] said:

    My asexual ass: Happy dog noises

    January 22, 2020
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  14. Seulghyun said:

    Isn’t that the mom from adults react. 🤯🤯🤯

    January 22, 2020
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  15. jrmaalat said:

    Wtf is this

    January 22, 2020
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  16. Dublis91 said:

    Wow. I didnt even crack a smile.

    January 22, 2020
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  17. Zulaikha Zulkiflee said:

    But you're the one who used to make fun of virgin lily

    January 22, 2020
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  18. Mollie Svenson said:

    To the people calling her out for making fun of virgins in the past, people can realise their mistakes and correct them

    January 22, 2020
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  19. Marya Irem said:

    22 and still a virgin!🙋‍♀️

    January 22, 2020
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  20. chello said:

    Jesus what is that blazer

    January 22, 2020
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  21. Lilan625 said:

    I'm turning 32 and have still not have sex. By choice. I don't like the term "virgin". The idea of the female virginity, I think, came from men who wholeheartedly believed that what they had between their legs was so important that it changed how and who a woman is. I'm not defined by whether or not a man's penis has been inside of me. I'm a woman. I'm 100% woman, even though I've never had sex. I'm a woman who's living her absolutely best life. My vagina is not a challenge to be won. End of discussion.

    January 22, 2020
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  22. Sri Mannava said:

    ahhhh ur so underated and so funny

    January 22, 2020
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  23. Alex said:

    Omg yes. No means no. PERIOD. stop pressuring people to have sex in any situation. Some people wait and some people don't. Stop giving them shit for what they choose to do with THEIR bodies! It's creepy!

    January 22, 2020
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  24. Rania berk said:

    i ain't gonna lose it just for fun or so no!! am saving it to the right person who deserves me

    January 22, 2020
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  25. Ti said:

    Cringe

    January 22, 2020
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  26. chocobonita said:

    People here proudly saying that they are saving their virginity for marriage because of their patriarchal religious customs and traditions but have no idea about sexual libido compatibility in a partner and kinks etc but will claim to feminists . Really moronic IMO.

    January 22, 2020
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  27. Isabella N. said:

    i’m going to be 21 this year and i’m a proud virgin. i also haven’t had my first kiss yet and people think i’m so weird and some people even say they feel bad for me which is just absurd. i made the choice to not have any physical intimacy until i left my teens. Even though i’m no longer a teenager, i’m still in no rush at all. if anything, it’s so freeing to not have to worry about all of the emotional stuff that comes along with being physically intimate with someone. trust me, it’s so much better to save yourself the heartache.

    January 22, 2020
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  28. Willamina Dk said:

    She called people “angry virgins”

    January 22, 2020
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  29. Blaise LaClaire said:

    More like can Lily leave late night talk shows alone

    January 22, 2020
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  30. Arcanely Claire said:

    Where my asexuals at? 🖤🤍💜😉

    January 23, 2020
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  31. Gary Naccarto said:

    Society (more specifically the opposite sex) do tend to leave virgins alone and that's why there virgins.

    January 23, 2020
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  32. Alisha Parekh said:

    I love Lily but her outfit makes her look like a piece of celery

    January 23, 2020
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  33. keera Brar said:

    I’m so sorry lily this outfit was NOT IT SIS 😭 fire the stylist or whoever put u in that

    January 23, 2020
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  34. Shubham Anime said:

    As an Indian-American I would like to thank all the Americans for taking our hypocrite trash and making her a damn celebrity.

    January 23, 2020
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  35. Josh The Hipster said:

    I feel like she only did this because she calls her haters "angry virgins", so she's just saying that so she won't seem offensive. Also, the "angry virgins" who "hate" on her are really just rational people who take the time to leave paragraphs of constructive criticism.

    January 23, 2020
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  36. ArbiterOf TheDamned said:

    Me: sees title
    Wow. Looks like Lily's pulling the Joker card if you catch my drift.

    January 23, 2020
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  37. Cassidy said:

    Finally something I can agree with Lilly on!

    January 23, 2020
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  38. Ranta said:

    I'm watching this on mute. Just came for the comments section

    January 23, 2020
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  39. Reginae Francis said:

    I’m still a virgin at 21, never been in a real relationship, and I’m the only one in my friend group. It’s hard sometimes because I’ve had temptations on multiple occasions but I’ve learned to control it so I can wait for someone to have a connection with.

    January 23, 2020
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  40. Eknoor Kaur bawa. said:

    I am not here for this outfit.

    January 23, 2020
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  41. maia said:

    I feel like I've read half of these jokes on twitter or reddit and they're less funny with her delivery lmao

    January 23, 2020
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  42. A big Mistake said:

    Amy Schumer is funnier than Lily

    January 23, 2020
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  43. Vtmb2 coming 2020 said:

    This is such a hard topic for me.
    Im a 25yo girl that is a virgin. I’m told I’m attractive, and when I tell people I’m a virgin no one seems to believe it.
    Until very recently I was not ok with saying it. I was very insecure with being a virgin. I used to hide it. No one knew, not even my closest friends.
    I was on edge every time sex was mentioned, I was barely passing…
    Why I’m a virgin? That’s a question I’ve asked myself many times. I’m told I’m beautiful so it’s not because I’m hideous. It’s because I push people away from me. I’ve broken up all my past relationships when it got to the point of having sex, never even got to THE point. I’ve fantasized about the first time, but I feel like it’s not going to happen for me, I feel like no one has the time I need. I’m not going to trust anyone to that point. It’s an insecurity issue, it’s self esteem, it’s a feeling of being inferior… and in this over sexualised society I feel so left out…

    January 23, 2020
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  44. spacefox said:

    no

    January 23, 2020
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  45. Joanna Bond said:

    honestly the jokes in this aren’t that bad. the humour just loses its charm because she laughs way too much at every sentence she says

    January 23, 2020
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  46. Over Simplified said:

    for some reason i laughed uncontroably

    January 24, 2020
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  47. JKARAZMOJML said:

    Fml why does she have a show

    January 24, 2020
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  48. ciana lynott said:

    The T.I. bit is false, it was a joke, check out the interview
    https://www.facebook.com/redtabletalk/videos/1803664559768440/?sfnsn=mo

    January 24, 2020
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  49. Zarah Shabs said:

    LILLY I LOVED THIS MONOLOGUE
    I honestly loved when you relaxed a bit for the second half of this clip and were more chill. your jokes felt more real and landed better in my opinion. even just the stares were hilarious
    I love you and I think sometimes your extra enthusiasm, while appreciated, is not as funny. your chill joking around vibe like in your vlogs has always been more enjoyable to me 
    keep doin you and striving for the best like you know how!!!

    January 24, 2020
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  50. Marianiki2002 Strong said:

    Please don't support the concept of virginity. For one, it has nothing to do with sex and it's a SOCIAL concept. There's no biological meaning to it, there's no truth in the "your hymen breaks when you first have sex and you bleed" thing. Watch the TEDX speech called "virginity fraud" for reference, I actually quite enjoyed it and there's no misinformation in it, which is actually hard for a yt vid. "Virginity" is a fucked up idea and it especially gets worse when you put the good ol' sexist spin on it, aka women who aren't virgins are sluts, women's worth is based on their sexual past, etc. There is NOTHING wrong with not having sex (I'm 20 and I haven't had sex yet), but virginity and purity culture are DAMAGING to young women all over the world.

    January 24, 2020
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  51. CartoonBeast said:

    she looks like a green onion with those clothes 🤣👏👏 no hate on her tho

    January 24, 2020
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  52. Ariella Russ said:

    Is your audience real or are you forcing them to laugh? Because that’s some forced laughter if I’ve ever heard it

    January 24, 2020
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  53. changkyun's eyebrow piercing said:

    not even in a mean way, genuinely HOW is this funny?

    January 24, 2020
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  54. Mathias Novakovic said:

    I want to laugh but its impossible.

    January 24, 2020
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  55. Janine Pillay said:

    She just gonna act like she didn't call people who don't like her "angry virgins"…. okay

    January 25, 2020
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  56. Emily Sikora said:

    Oh my goooooood this isn’t funny at all Jesus such cringe

    January 25, 2020
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  57. Zohara Wolfhard said:

    This isn’t funny or amusing tf

    January 25, 2020
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  58. Zohara Wolfhard said:

    These comments r funnier then the vid

    January 25, 2020
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  59. meagan dorsey said:

    I’m a Gold Star Lesbian I probably still have my hymen intact it doesn’t represent virginity unless you’re straight she’s right.

    January 25, 2020
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  60. Lina Malina said:

    I know she is a woman but often times the way she talks, behaves, brags about her achievements and money, she is acting a lot like the white, privileged, rich, narcissistic men she herself criticizes so much

    January 25, 2020
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  61. Diba .k said:

    No.

    January 26, 2020
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  62. AN KHANG NGUYEN said:

    OMG!!! THANK YOU LILLY SINGH!!! I TOTALLY agree with this! And I have good reasons for that as well:

    1. Human Overpopulation.
    2. No one likes me.
    3. I have too many family members already.
    4. There are already like over 4.5 billion other Asians in the world.
    5. I can't even take care of myself!

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    January 26, 2020
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  63. J T said:

    Don’t give it up too easily but don’t wait past 22-25 and that’s kinda pushing it.

    January 26, 2020
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  64. Mikachu said:

    Where my virgin aces at

    January 26, 2020
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  65. loomonda18 said:

    AMEN LILLY

    January 26, 2020
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  66. Lalae said:

    These laughters are so fake I can't

    January 27, 2020
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  67. rokinjaguar said:

    I literally don't understand the lock and key analogy. One key cannot open multiple locks. That's the whole point of locks and keys. Why would we buy a lock if a whole bunch of different keys could open it?? Maybe he was talking about one key opening every lock that's made by the same manufacturer. Idk if that's a thing, but we'll assume it is. If that's true, then one key can open many locks, but that would also mean that many different keys could open the same lock??????
    I AM CONFUSION AMERICA EXPLAIN

    January 27, 2020
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  68. Shanaynay O'keil said:

    Lilly: "it's 2020, who still uses keys?"

    3rd world countries crying in silence

    January 28, 2020
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  69. Iris Hawkins said:

    Omg I love you, you are a genius

    January 29, 2020
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  70. winter phoenix said:

    What a waste of a show

    January 30, 2020
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  71. Shelley Jean said:

    I’m 24 and I’m good with being a virgin ✨

    January 30, 2020
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  72. Michelle Ziems said:

    That's such an ugly suit omg

    January 31, 2020
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  73. Katie James said:

    I hate when she does that thumb nose thing

    January 31, 2020
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  74. Rain_ Wreckage said:

    Me over here not ever wanting to have sex cuz I’m asexual like..;🧏‍♀️🧏‍♀️💅

    February 2, 2020
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  75. Broke Girl said:

    Girl, what are you wearing?

    February 2, 2020
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  76. Pelican74 said:

    YAAaSSS. YAasSSS. Wtf was that!!!! My lord she sux

    February 5, 2020
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  77. uzair usman said:

    This is funny?

    February 6, 2020
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  78. Pooja Goswami said:

    LILLY YOU NEED A NEW STYLIST THEY HATE YOU PLEASE for your sake ples

    February 7, 2020
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  79. Phanice Wamukota said:

    Can we agree that Lilly finally did it? You can't know all that and still be "in-between"😂😂

    February 10, 2020
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  80. Grown Woman said:

    first of all I don't want to be anywhere close to the key that's opened so many locks because I'm sure if my lock has only one key a key should have only one lock but since it doesn't then i'd say for the woman that let someone in their life and now see every virgin badly or is problematic with a woman just like her i don't wanna fuckwit her because let's be happy that in and even in 2020 we follow what's right not what's forced through thin walls of societal delusion. but i mean personally just like growth before adolescence feels like shit I don't want to end my best days and enter that part of life WHEN I KNOW I DON'T HAVE TO

    February 14, 2020
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  81. Earthdemon126 said:

    Being a virgin is not necessarily a choice. Not everyone finds a willing sexual partner.

    February 18, 2020
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  82. Lizzy Charysler said:

    Yes

    February 19, 2020
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  83. Татьяна Hey said:

    I'm really surprised that people are laughing so hard 🤷‍♀️

    February 20, 2020
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  84. Nynke ! said:

    Fun fact, you didnt look for this.

    February 20, 2020
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  85. GeryGalabova said:

    So, the jokes are not bad, but why are you shouting? You good, sis?

    February 23, 2020
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  86. Law Official said:

    At least the outfit nice

    February 23, 2020
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  87. Gaositwe Mojapelo said:

    OMFS. I started university this year and people find it so fascinating how I'm a virgin and I'm honestly okay being a virgin. I'm in no rush but everytime others wanna rush me.😂😂

    February 24, 2020
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  88. Tara Straubinger said:

    I'm 30 and a virgin and cool with it 😎

    February 24, 2020
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  89. Ina Mi said:

    I used to love Lily's YouTube channel, but this is really hard to watch

    February 24, 2020
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  90. Captain Random said:

    Didn't she call the people who didn't like her show "virgins"?

    February 26, 2020
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  91. i’m allergic to cats said:

    i'm ace soooo good for me i guess?

    February 27, 2020
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  92. only yours said:

    I don't understand what's the negative comments for ? You don't like her .. so watch her .. SIMPLE !

    February 27, 2020
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  93. Jennifer Cusumano said:

    💖 love &support 💖

    February 28, 2020
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  94. Jennifer Cusumano said:

    Respect

    February 28, 2020
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  95. Kiley said:

    These jokes aren't too bad, it's really just the delivery

    February 29, 2020
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  96. Moments with Molly said:

    …you literally said virgins were your haters…sooo…hypocrite?

    March 1, 2020
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  97. Aurelia Badica said:

    A bit of an hypocrite aren't we Lilly? Isn't it just recently that you have called those who criticized your show "angry virgins" as an insult and the laughed as if that was funny?! Weren't you a virgin until like idk 27 or something? All you do is talk but say nothing of relevance, learn from your mistakes, grow and learn to differentiate hate from constructive criticism. Until then everything you say is just noise, noise that nobody gives a shit about.

    March 1, 2020
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  98. Andrea Salas said:

    Didn't she just mocked virgins in her youtube channel??
    Ps: the laughing from the audience sounds so pre-recorded and fake, it's awful. I feel in a 90's sitcom and that even made more sense than in this. It's so sad, I was actually rooting for her at the beginning but this tv show it's just so bad…

    March 1, 2020
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  99. Byulsthetic said:

    Funny how she says that when she tries to bully that girl who exposed her by calling her "nerdy virgin"

    March 2, 2020
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  100. Aegle said:

    In some countries in the third world, the virginity certificate is a norm before marriage

    March 2, 2020
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