Add A Human: Get More Out of Your Alexa


Alexa, make me a sandwich. Alexa: Sorry I am unable to process your request Virtual assistants not enough for you? Do they often respond with: Hmm. I don’t know that one. I’d prefer not to respond. I would, but I don’t have arms. Well look no further. Add A Human the first ever physical extension to your virtual assistant Alexa make me a sandwich Okay, what kind of sandwich do you want? Ham and cheese. Okay, no problem at all. Add A Human is simple. Just give your virtual assistant commands, like you always would. And let Add A Human do the rest. Thanks Alexa. You’re welcome. Before Add A Human, I had to fetch my own beer. But now, I don’t even have to get up for the beer commercials. Alexa, it’s not open. My bad. I love cooking. (Baby whining) But I hate doing dishes. With Add A Human, she does all the dirty work Alexa, now put the baby to sleep. Okay, night night baby. (Lullaby music plays) Robots are too expensive. And virtual assistants are limited in physical capabilities. That’s why Add A Human is sweeping the world by storm. Alexa, go to dinner with my parents. I haven’t had to meet with them in months. There is no limits to what your Add A Human can do. Or where they can go. As long as they’re plugged into your virtual assistant. Eat up. Alexa… Eat. Okay. I’m on it. Add A human. They’re more than just a virtual assistant. In fact, they are a human. Try Add A Human. Today. Also included, robot head. In case people freak you out. Add A Human put some humanity back into it. Add A Human entertain me

7 Comments

  1. The Cassie Series said:

    "Alexa. Put the baby to sleep…" hahaha

    March 1, 2018
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  2. SUBATOMIC TV said:

    What would you command your 'Add a Human' to do?

    March 1, 2018
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  3. SUBATOMIC TV said:

    Anyone have thoughts on Alexa's creepy laugh?

    March 12, 2018
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  4. Ja D said:

    Wait this isnt black mirror

    March 28, 2018
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  5. Unbearable said:

    Looks sweet and all, but I am heavily questioning what Alex Jones would think of this!

    May 18, 2018
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  6. AquaAggron said:

    I was waiting for Alexa to smother the baby or something after they said "Put the baby to sleep"

    May 22, 2018
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  7. Norbert Adamko said:

    I love it! 😀 haha

    May 29, 2018
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